“Use the plastic plates, you fuck.” “You’re washing that up.” Bubbles. Soap. Twist and grub. Daz be bab. Cold drinks and chicken meal deals. Money on the till. Top of da bus. Back of da bus. Friends knock on. Grafters. Me and my brother. Cheap sunglasses and trips around the world. The tropics. Fuck off! That tattoo. And not knowing what comes next.

She’s just come back from the Canary Islands. His mum owned a cleaning company called Done ‘n’ Dusted. we used to play kerby. He had a little brother, who would cry a lot. I remember finding 5 quid on the floor. We went to the off-licence and bought loads. He was like my brother. I got hit in the face with the ball too and cried. 

Who win’s the lottery? Surely not. Listening to the radio as they call out school names, 1 by 1. And then they say yours. Snowy again. Frozen radiators, frozen shut.. no school. Buzzzin’

What are the chances of getting caught? You aint got a license, they can’t take it off you. You make more selling stolen goods. House robberies. Phones. iPods. Laptops. 

Adidas t-shirts. Selling weed. Cheap deals. Ways to make it. More insurance scams, this time the car was burning. On fire. No money though. Just a waste of time. Here’s one that works. “The parcel shelf, get in and find the key, take 4 wheels off in 30 seconds.” 

Trying to kiss Kirsty Palmer under the water at Cocks Moors swimming baths. I thought I was in love. I used to go round hers in the winter. We’d watch tv and eat Chinese food. And Ben and Jerry’s. I fingered her once. On her sofa. Yarn rugs and household objects. A TV * Imagine it. It was cold outside. 

*Like the sheep skin rugs we got in Poland. There was a guy at the market selling tiny puppies. My auntie wanted to smuggle it back to the country.

Mon 3rd April – 5-10:45 (5.75), Tues 4th April – 5-10:20 (5.3), Wed 5th april – 5-10:40(5.7), Thursday 6th april – 5-10:10(5), Friday 7th april – 5-10:10(5.3), Wed 19th april – 5-11(6), Thurs 20th april – 5-10(5), Friday 21st April – 5-10:20(5.3), Saturday 22nd april – 5-10:10(5), Tues 25th april – 5-10:30 (5.5), Thurs 27th april – 5-11:15(6.25), Tues 2nd may – 5-10:30(5.5), Thurs 4th may – 5-10:20(5.5), Tues 9th may – 5-11(6), Thurs 11th may – 5-10:30(5.5), Tues 16th may -5-10:00(5), Thurs 18th may – 5-10:00(5), Tues 23rd may – 5-10:30(5.5), Thurs 25th may – 5-10(5), Tues 30th – may – 5-10:40(5.65), Thurs 8th – may – 6-10:30(4.5)

a working progress..

a progress report

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