Good as Gold


“You wacked a beehive, and you got some honey, and with that honey, you got some money.” LES LAUGHS: The paradise beach, near the palm trees. You get rich and you get famous. Looking at fame, looking out for the ice cream van. It’s all a joke really. SIZZLING OF BACON

A, b, c, d, h , ha-ha ass hole , yeah ass, right your next, b, bitch, bastarrd, hahaha, f, fuck, fuck, fuck face, fuck off you fuck, fuck off, is one, yeah whats next, bitch, shit, (phone rings), bastard, cunt, fuck, bastard, twat, fuck face, twat face, shit head, bull shit, (gasps), hello, hi mum (63) ha-ha-ha-h.

“Bookies always end up with the money.” Travel agency, quick. cars clapped out again. it’s boring around here. nothing happens. my old area was better. Her house got burgled at Christmas. They took the TV and left a note on the TV stand ‘thanks for the TV’ with smiley face on it

Jackie picked me up from school. we used to put our chewing gums in the ashtrays in the back of her car. she listened to kanye west gold digger and we used to sing along + –  bookies don’t always end up with the money, I think she bet on BLACK RACK. 6 & 3 reverse forecast, whatever that means. I would ov bet on… TRIGGA.

What’s the colour of a christmas tree? Saracens Head in Shirley. U missed out on 2 4 1. Italian chicken and chips. Jodie had chocolate fudge cake and no main. car park after. my uncle with greasy hair slicked back humming to himself, swaying from side to side as he smoked. Everyone standing in a circle near the cars.  Only a little money gone














Good as Gold, is a portrait of three generations of the same family. Featuring Emma Holliday, Chary-Mai and Lesley Thomas. 

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